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Contest closed!

Please cast your votes at slogan contest voting.

Winners:

Most convincing: [eskimo_bob] - emo kids
" Silly emo kids, knives are for chefs."
Most creative: [raynesprite] - 'Redneck Pest Control'
"Quick Ma' get your fork!"
Funniest: [sophomoric] Adult Diapers
Entry 3. For the go-getter who needs to go, on the go.
Worst: [Heather Thomason]
Entry 1. - death: "If you stab me i'll take the blame"

Badges have been sent to their respective owners.

Have you ever thought, upon seeing some commercial or another, that the slogan they used was either absolutely appalling or tearingly hilarious, or even both? Think you could do better? If that is indeed the case, this contest fits you like a glove!

Or then you can participate simply for the fun and challenge of it.

Advertise anything you can come up with. I want you to unleash your imaginative powers to their fullest. Only the sky is your limit!
And if you're clever enough, you can go around that as well.

My rules for you are the following:
1) Original work, please. Plagiarising is evil.
2) Collaborative entries are allowed, as long as everyone gets their credit.
3) Entries are limited to five per participant.
4) State clearly, next to your slogan, what you are trying to sell. I don't intend to buy a pig in a sack.
5) Asking for votes is forbidden, and will result in disqualification. Additionally, I will come after you with a dull spork.
6) Have fun!

Lo and behold, there is now a participant badge which you can put up in your house should you so wish to do. Shiny!
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Prizes, which will probably be some kind of nifty badges, are awarded to:
a) the most convincing slogan
b) the most creative slogan
c) the funniest slogan
d) the worst slogan

This way, there are more winners, and, most importantly, we'll all have much more fun! Winners will be decided by poll.

Finally, the dreaded deadline. This contest closes on June 1, 2006.

Any and all questions pertaining to this contest may be addressed to [Linderel].

Now, entries below this line please!

1. [Jewl]
Entry 1. Drugs: "When you wanna go 'wheeeeeeeeeyay.'"
Entry 2. For showers: "Our showers are like sex: One wrong turn and you're in hot water!"
Entry 3. Wonder Bras ((To the tune of the "Wonder Ball" jingle by Nestle)) "Who knows what surprises, a wonder bra can hide, perky sexy bust lines, with tiny breasts inside, Oh I wonder wonder what's in a wonder bra..."
Entry 4. Life: "It's to DIE for!"
Entry 5. America: "The only place that has Just Punishment, Rehabilitation and crime. In that order!"

2.[Lady of Lore]
Entry 1. Fight for those which you love -Eggo Waffles-
Entry 2. Only fools rush in, the wise man waits around the corner to go in after the fool -Military Survival Acadamy-
Entry 3. When life gives you lemons, put them on your enemies' papercuts. -Citrus Farmer's Motto-

3.[Dil*] Happy Pills for suicidal people
Entry 1. Life is a limited time offer, you can die anytime.
Suicide Pills for Suicidal People
Entry 2. Bored of Life?
Entry 3. Death, as opposed to the inconvienence of life.
Entry 4. Finally! You can get some uninterrupted rest.

4.[Different Realities] Duct tape
Entry 1. (For flat chested girls.) Our Duct tape now comes with directions! Get perky!

5. [nunt] Faulty goods
Entry 1. Only fools strive for perfection.

6.[Orouriel] - Cookies
Cookies are like sex: you can't get enough of them!

7. [sophomoric] Adult Diapers
Entry 1. We may be number one, but we're all about number two.
Entry 2. We're number one, because frankly, it's what we're all about.
Entry 3. For the go-getter who needs to go, on the go.

8. [light.] - originally
Entry 1. Ass kissing can only get you so far, originally gets you farther.

9. [Diiwica]-for love
Entry 1"It is like a game of cat and mouse, you need to lure the other in"
entry 2 -Track relay teams
"Run like you stole it, and really wanna keep it."

10. [predator elder21] - Coffee
"wake up and smell the coffee."

11. [DeadSockMonster]
1. Psychology - "Are you an idiot with an ingenious streak, or a genius with an idiotic streak? Find out at Happydale Psychology Center!"
2. Bubble wrap - "Package protector, depression reliever, funky decoration, all in a handy plastic sheet."

12. [raynesprite] - 'Redneck Pest Control'
"Quick Ma' get your fork!"

13. [eskimo_bob] - emo kids
" Silly emo kids, knives are for chefs."

14.[Heather Thomason]
Entry 1. - death: "If you stab me i'll take the blame"
Entry 2. -fun: "the more you tease the more you get"

15.[maggie the pie]
Entry 1. (Panties.) "Forget the Pink Panther, Get Pink Panties."
Entry 2. (Toward Ladies: Lingerie) "They will make you shiver his himbers, or even hers."
Entry 3. (Jumping Off A Rope Into The River) "Jumping is like a drug, addicting."
Entry 4. (Perfect Comeback To Any Joke) "Eat A Big Floppy Dick Sir."

16.[Balthizar]
Entry 1. -Encuraging self to be creative-" I am the fruit loop among the cheerios, so Bask in my sugary Goodness."(When adressed to self)
Entry 2. -Encuraging other to be creative-"Be the Fruit loop among the Bowl of Cheerios."(When adressed to another person.)

17.[~Ithika~]
Entry 1. (School Mascot Helpline)
- Because stuffed animals with big heads have feelings too.
Entry 2. (Central Australia Tours)
- Get Lost!

18.[Hobbit teen]
Entry 1. (oreo cookies)
"Oh a nice green bud and some oreo cookies go together when together make the classic combination just a little puff and you develop some imagination....O-R-E-whoa"

Entry 2. (3M)
"We dont grow marijuana....we make it better"

Entry 3. (My town Marengo Iowa)
"Save your self from this hell hole.....keep going....even further....k hold it *lights chinese fire cracker*

19. [Wolf By Nature]
Entry 1. Victoria Secrets
"Overly expensive and sexy underware that is only good for letting your boyfriend take off."
Entry 2. Sex Lines
(pirky teenage girl voice) "Call our number and talk to some old, fat, fourty-five year old pervert with a voice changer and a hard on, pretending he some hot girl who's only goal on a saterday night is to have phone-sex with some random teenage guy! We guaranty results!"
Entry 3. Masturbation
"Jesus-Fucking-Christ: He mastribates, why can;t you?"

20. [Konobi]
Entry 1: "Canada! It's like the U.S.A's afro!"
Entry 2: "Diharea is like a storm raging through you. Get Pepto Bismal!"
Entry 3: "(Marajuana prevention commercial. Guy wkes up, half stoned next to a really ugly chick.) |H|o|l|y| |C|r|a|p|!| |W|h|o| |a|r|e| |y|o|u|? 'My anti drug.'

21[peacefrog]on marriage:
"not only do you get sexual access, you get a gigantic balloon of social status."

22.[TriNi Satanus]
Entry 1:on alcohol "Alcohol, hug your toilet without fear of rejection."
Entry 2:On internet chats "Internet chat rooms are just a small step away from REAL FRIENDS."
Entry 3:On drugs "Rehab, you've messed up the rest of your life, time to mess up the only thing you have left, your drug habbit."

23.[Chrysilla]
Entry 1: (for cigarettes) "Smoking kills you slowly, but who needs to hurry?"

24.[itoe]
Entry 1: (hard work) "Hard Work - Now with elbow grease! Guaranteed to get the job done."

25.[wolfgypsy]
Entry 1: (go punk) "Go punk the happy Goth."

26. [Praise Adonai]
Entry 1:(Hallmark card) Celebrate Valentine's Day: The day where you guys uys buy her jewlry, dimonds, roses, dinner, and other useless gifts all day just so she that will sleep with you tonight. (inside) Maybe.
Entry 2: (motorcycles) Life's a bitch, get a helmet.
Entry 3: (Sex) Sex is like pizza; pizza can be delicious, or terribly bad, but it's still pizza, i.e. sex
Entry 4: Be a team player, support threesomes

27. [Asator Stormbringer]
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a crate -barkeeper

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2006-03-06 [Linderel]: Ooo, an entry! :D

2006-03-06 [Lady of Lore]: not really a commercial but more of a part of life slogan ^^ hope that fits your genre

2006-03-07 [Linderel]: Well, as long as I can think of them as trying to "sell" me something, in this case, convince me to love and to smile.

2006-03-08 [Dil*]: Mine is...alarming, but I find it funny...*shifty eyes*.

2006-03-09 [Linderel]: That's... so... disturbed. xD

2006-03-09 [Different Realities]: ..... how many entries?

2006-03-09 [Dil*]: ahahhahaahahahhah.

2006-03-09 [Linderel]: Hmm. [nunt], what exactly is your entry advertising? Remember rule number four... :)

2006-03-09 [Lady of Lore]: that's a nice one nunt! ^^ I like it ^^ How about it advertise medecine for Obsessive Compulsive People?

2006-03-09 [Linderel]: Oh, [Lady of Lore], your first entry is bordering on the line. It would be nice if you could provide an explanation on what you are trying to sell with it... even despite what you said about your entries. :P

2006-03-09 [nunt]: um...atheist rabbis?

2006-03-09 [Linderel]: Oi, just decide what you're trying to sell and put the explanation there next to your entry. 'Kay? :) Doesn't really matter what you're advertising, as long as it's clear.

2006-03-09 [nunt]: I'm thinking

2006-03-09 [Linderel]: Ahahahahaha, that's brilliant! xD

2006-03-09 [Dil*]: wow, hilarious one by nunt.

2006-03-10 [Different Realities]: it tis! go nunt!

2006-03-10 [Dil*]: mine just got a whole lot worse ^__^

2006-03-10 [Linderel]: *blink* *blink* Eeehehehehehe. I like it. xD

2006-03-10 [nunt]: hehe, wow, I wasn't expecting such a positive reaction.

2006-03-10 [Lady of Lore]: fixed the first two ^^

2006-03-13 [Linderel]: Yay, yet another participant! :)

2006-03-13 [Linderel]: [Jewl]: I don't suppose the second one is advertising jewels as well, or? :)

2006-03-13 [Jewl]: No, no, that one is for showers... XD whoops.

2006-03-13 [Linderel]: Okay, so please make it apparent in there, that your entries are advertising different products. I know, it's a really minor nitpick, but I'm a nitpicker. :P

2006-03-13 [Aikon I]: how rude can you go with comments?

2006-03-14 [Linderel]: *raises eyebrow* Please elaborate, Aik?

2006-03-14 [light.]: oh my... i need to come back to this when i get more of a brain storm >.<

2006-03-14 [Dil*]: I think 3 entries is too little XD

2006-03-14 [light.]: heheh yeah >.>;; I have nothing better to do... so i randomly enter stuff o.o... i need a brainstorm..

2006-03-14 [Linderel]: Umm... The deadline is two and a half months away, during which time there will probably be many more participants... And if I'd raise the bar to higher than three... -_-;;;

2006-03-14 [Dil*]: Okay, I understand.

2006-03-14 [Linderel]: I'm just thinking about you as well. xD The polls would be huge-like. :P

2006-03-14 [Aikon I]: Lami: swearing and stuff like that

2006-03-14 [Linderel]: Keep it PG-13, or R. :P

2006-03-14 [Aikon I]: pardon?

2006-03-15 [Linderel]: Ah, nevermind. I said in the contest description that only the sky is your limit, and that goes for everything. Just... try not to make me twitch awfully much. :P

2006-03-15 [Diiwica]: *twitch-twitch* i do that all the time when i laugh

2006-03-15 [Linderel]: Hehe.

2006-03-15 [Aikon I]: okay... i'll try to control myself

2006-03-29 [Heather Thomason]: i dont know how good mine is but there they are

2006-03-29 [Linderel]: Seems good to me... I did some editing of the entries, for clarity. Hope no one minds. :)

2006-04-09 [Linderel]: I believe it is spelled "lingerie."

2006-04-09 [Aikon I]: lingere or lingerie

2006-04-13 [Linderel]: [Lady of Lore], what's your last one for?

2006-04-13 [Lady of Lore]: oops, forgot to put that, fixing now, sorry :P

2006-04-13 [Linderel]: Okies. :)

2006-04-14 [maggie the pie]: Thanks..changing it now..

2006-04-17 [raynesprite]: OMG! [Balthizar]!! XD *POUNCE* :3 ello love lol

2006-04-17 [Balthizar]: Love!*hugs tight*

2006-04-17 [raynesprite]: luvly slogans ^-^ hope ya win =p *giggles*

2006-04-17 [Balthizar]: Eh, we shall see. I like some of the others more^^

2006-04-17 [raynesprite]: lol ^_^ I happen to like the duct tape one XD lmao

2006-04-17 [Balthizar]: *twitches as he reads*Ewww...

2006-04-17 [raynesprite]: LMAO

2006-04-17 [Balthizar]: .......*pokes*No laughing!

2006-04-17 [raynesprite]: ........*pokes* Yes laughing! much laughing =p *gives you a big squshy hug* lol ^_^

2006-04-17 [Balthizar]: *hugs back*If it wasnt from you I would have flinched I swear*shakes head*Oi majorly.

2006-04-17 [raynesprite]: ^___^ hehehe

2006-04-17 [Balthizar]: ^^Love you!

2006-04-18 [Linderel]: Whee, new participant! ^.^ (Psst, it's spelled 'encouraging' and 'addressed'.)

2006-04-18 [Lady of Lore]: Hugs my dear friend Balthizar ^^

2006-04-18 [~Ithika~]: Too many mascots have been beaten unconscious this year. hehehe

2006-04-18 [Linderel]: Erm... [Diiwica], please add the entry numbers. xP

2006-04-19 [Jewl]: XD new one

2006-04-19 [Linderel]: o.O ... Bwa... bwahahahahaha. xD

2006-04-19 [Balthizar]: Oo

2006-04-19 [raynesprite]: rar X3

2006-04-19 [maggie the pie]: *bares long scary teeth* Gawrrr!!

2006-04-19 [Balthizar]: Oo....*hides*

2006-04-19 [raynesprite]: *giggles* nice to meet you too =p

2006-04-19 [maggie the pie]: *she looks around* 'Ello thar! *she glances at Balthizar* I surry!

2006-04-19 [Balthizar]: *sticks out head*Hi...and its ok

2006-04-19 [raynesprite]: lol ^_^

2006-04-20 [maggie the pie]: *smiles and does a happy dance*

2006-04-20 [Hobbit teen]: so what do you guys think of my slogans?

2006-04-21 [raynesprite]: X_x lol some of these are just so wrong XD

2006-04-21 [eskimo_bob]: so who's do u think is the best so far?

2006-04-21 [raynesprite]: hmmm :/ not sure

2006-04-22 [Hobbit teen]: Definetly [eskimo_bob] 's!!! i think they are the funniest thing in the world!

2006-04-23 [Linderel]: Hum.

2006-04-23 [Konobi]: I'm so going to try for this and win.

2006-04-23 [raynesprite]: LMAO Canada afro XD

2006-04-25 [Konobi]: Oh, and I apologies for any Canadians offended by my slogan. It was not my intention to offend, just to get people to laugh. Again, I apologies if I've offended anyone. ^^;

2006-04-25 [Hobbit teen]: and i am sorry for people that smoke dope if i have affended thee

2006-04-25 [Linderel]: [Konobi], because your contest hostess is fairly stupid, I ask you to specify what you're advertising. ;P That Canada one I get, of course, but the two others are a bit vague.

2006-04-26 [eskimo_bob]: lol thanks hobbit teen ^_^

2006-04-27 [Jewl]: come on konobi... either the expecting the unexpected one is clearly well-known, or I made it up and you're stealing my work... I wasn't aware that we could use non-original entries...

2006-04-27 [raynesprite]: yes >.> and thats a QUOTE...not a SLOGAN

2006-04-27 [Konobi]: ...! You're right. I guess I messed up. My Canada one is the only applicable one..

2006-04-27 [Konobi]: Sorry.

2006-04-28 [kabutali]: -_-; too bad its not quoting quotes. I know "Shittes.... Taste the ass-hole!"

2006-04-28 [Linderel]: Someone is bound to hold a quote contest eventually. Well, there is one even now, but that's an art contest. As for [Konobi], you are forgiven, but do excersice greater care in the future. All are not as laid-back as I am, even if you do fix your mistake. :P

2006-04-28 [Konobi]: There. These slogans should be more contest suited...

2006-05-02 [thisfleshatomb]: probly but it's funny on some of them

2006-05-02 [raynesprite]: omg the anti drug one is killer XD

2006-05-02 [Heather Thomason]: lol

2006-05-02 [Hobbit teen]: i dont know about you guys but i think that [kabutali]'s is allowed to be on here i should hope!

2006-05-10 [Dil*]: .[TriNi Satanus], your 3rd entry is plagerized, that I've seen everywhere.

2006-05-10 [Linderel]: Oi, peeps, I don't think I ever thanked you for looking out for wrong kind of entries. Well, I'll say it now: a huge thanks. I seem to have an uncanny ability to avoid everything that's general knowledge on the Internet until it's specifically pointed out to me...

2006-05-11 [TriNi Satanus]: oh sorry bout that, i tried to think of where i mightve heard it but i drew a blank, so i put it down. i will delete it and put another one

2006-05-11 [Linderel]: If we don't have 25-30 participants come 20th May, I'll up the entry limit to four or five. How does that sound to everyone?

2006-05-12 [DeadSockMonster]: Sounds great ^^ I'll advertise the link, anyhow, so we might get some new participants.

2006-05-12 [Lady of Lore]: Sounds good to me, I'll try and promote it around....

2006-05-20 [Linderel]: Okay, since there haven't been any more participants since I said that, I'm upping the entry limit to five. Have fun. :P

2006-05-28 [DeadSockMonster]: Whee, four more days left :) Happy sloganing everyone!

2006-05-30 [TriNi Satanus]: I have heard [Asator Stormbringer] 's quote many times before.....

2006-05-30 [Linderel]: Hmm.

2006-06-01 [Linderel]: Okay, we're done. Now for the voting. Advertise it, people, so that we get as many votes as possible! I'll keep the polls open for at least two weeks, I think.

2006-06-01 [Linderel]: [Misty Lady], it would do you good to look at the top of this page. The contest has been already closed.

2006-06-01 [Misty Lady]: Sorry...when I first looked earlier I didn't see that and has it said 1st June and no time I just thought I would join in...haven't entered anything before and liked the participation badge to show I've joined in with something....however, no probs...sorry for any inconvenience. Good luck all.

2006-06-01 [Linderel]: For future reference: always double-check. :) But thanks for trying anyway, even though you didn't get to participate after all.

2006-06-02 [TriNi Satanus]: So when do we know how we did?

2006-06-02 [Linderel]: As I said, I'll keep the polls open for at least two weeks.

2006-06-02 [TriNi Satanus]: oh okay, that works

2006-06-07 [Hobbit teen]: so when is the due date?

2006-06-07 [Linderel]: Unknown as of yet. The polls will be open at least to the 17th.

2006-06-08 [Hobbit teen]: kewl thanx ^____^

2006-06-17 [Linderel]: Seems that I'll have to keep the polls open for another week... I want at least 20 votes to be cast on each poll, preferably more.

2006-06-17 [Orgasmo]: now thats its over... "Marijuana... Hey at least its not crack"

2006-07-01 [Heather Thomason]: so who won?

2006-07-01 [Linderel]: No one yet. I still don't have twenty votes or more in all of the polls. Also, I'll be going to Scotland on Wednesday and will stay there for a week, so in any case, the winners probably won't be announced before I get back. Or they won't get their badges yet, at least. <_<

2006-07-01 [DeadSockMonster]: Hmm. Looks like we need two or three more people to vote, and that's all.

2006-07-01 [Heather Thomason]: lol okay then

2006-08-16 [Linderel]: Okay, people, sorry for the long delay... I've made the badges now, but I still need you to vote. Currently, [eskimo_bob] is winning two categories, and I'd like to see a different winner for each category. So if you see someone else you think deserves the 'most creative' badge, go vote.

2006-08-17 [Hobbit teen]: kewl!

2006-10-01 [Linderel]: Finally, after a long, long wait, the results are in. :P

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